Sad Quotes

• Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. Sharon Stone
• Women need a reason to have sex.... Men just need a place. Billy Crystal
• Trouble's always a good shot, and in my case it has a laser sight.
• "The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train."
• If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
• Success always occurs in private and failure in full public view. Borstelmann's Rule:
• If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane. Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups. Wethern's Law
• Every morning is the dawn of a new error...