Love Quotes

• I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong.
  
• Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
  
• "Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce."
  
• "Some women get excited about nothing and then marry him."
  
• Don't kiss a fool, or let a kiss fool you
  
• When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum!
  
• Love at first sight is rather pointless without love at second sight, and third, and fourth...
  
• The heart of a fool is in his mouth. But the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.
  
• Love is like a bird when you least expect it, it craps in your face.
  
• Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.