So you think you know the difference between Love Lust or Marriage?
Read on to see if you're right........

Love : When your eyes meet across a crowded room
Lust : When your tongues meet across a crowded room
Marriage : When you lose your child in a crowded room

Love : You share everything you own
Lust : You don't notice anything they own
Marriage : The Bank owns everything!

Love : You phone each other just to say "Hi"
Lust : You phone each other to pick a hotel room
Marriage : You phone each other to winge

Love : It doesn't matter if you don't climax
Lust : The relationship is over if you don't climax
Marriage : It's more of an anti-climax

Love : You're concerned about your partner's feelings
Lust : You're only concerned about your partner's body
Marriage : What's on TV?

Love : When your farewell is "I love you darling"
Lust : When your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
Marriage : When your farewell is a relief

Love : When you're proud to be seen with each other
Lust : When you just can't wait to see each other
Marriage : When you never see each other awake

Love : When your heart flutters every time you see them
Lust : When your groin twitches every time you see them
Marriage : When your wallet empties every time you see them

Love : When nobody else matters
Lust : When nobody else knows
Marriage : When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows

Love : When all the songs on the radio reflect how you feel
Lust : When all the songs on the radio reflect how you do it
Marriage : When you listen to talk radio

Love : You never think about breaking up
Lust : You never think about staying together
Marriage : Your only thought is how to make it through the day

Love : When you're only interested in doing things with your partner
Lust : When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner
Marriage : When you're only interested in your golf score

Love : When you write poems about each other
Lust : When you write dirty emails to each other
Marriage : When all you write is your signature on cheques