POEM OF A GIRL.........

When I was in my younger days, I weighed a few pounds less,
I needn't hold my tummy in to wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older, I've set my body free;
There's comfort of elastic Where once my waist would be.

Inventor of those high-heeled shoes My feet have not forgiven;
I have to wear a nine now, But used to wear a seven.

And how about those pantyhose- They're sized by weight, you see,
So how come when I put them on The crotch is at my knees?

I need to wear these glasses As the prints were getting smaller;
And it wasn't very long ago I know that I was taller.

Though my hair has turned to grey and my skin no longer fits,
On the inside, I'm the same old me, Just the outside's changed a bit.