QUOTES from celebrities on the subject of divorce
This is what they said, apparently........

• 'Ah yes, divorce - from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet" - ROBIN WILLIAMS.
• "My wife Mary and I have been married for 47 years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never" - JACK BENNY.
• "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience" - OSCAR WILDE.
• "Instead of getting married again, I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house" - ROD STEWART.
• "The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the Judge signed the divorce papers" - WOODY ALLEN.
• "I've never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back" - ZSA ZSA GABOR.