Best and Worst Chat Up Lines

- I like to think of myself as an orchestra with a rather impressive horn section.
- I may not be Fred/Wilma Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock
- Do you sleep on your stomach? (response = no) "Well can I?"
- Are you tired? You've been running round my mind all day.
- I don't know your name, but can I call you mine?
- All those curves and me with no breaks!
- What winks and makes love like a tiger?
__(they answer = don't know, so you wink at them and walk off)
- I'm not feelig myself tonight, can I feel you?
- You're like a parking ticket - you've got FINE written all over you.