Bloke Jokes

>>>> : How many honest, intelligent, caring men does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them

>>>> : Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time

>>>> : Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize on egg?
A. Because they won't stop to ask for directions

>>>> : How does a man show that he's planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer

>>>> : What's the difference between men and investment bonds?
A. The bonds mature

>>>> : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So that men can remember them

>>>> : How many men does it take to change the toilet roll?
A. We don't know - it has never happened

>>>> : Why is it difficult to find men who are charming, sensitive and goodlooking?
A. They all already have boyfriends

>>>> : Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed Married women come home from, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge

>>>> : What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They are all married