Battle Of The Sexes
Miscellanous quotes........

• Any man who says he can see through women is missing alot - GROUCHO MARKX.
• If women didn't exist all the money in the world would have no meaning - ARISTOTLE ONASSIS.
• Compromise - an agreement between a man and a woman where they both agree to let the woman have her own way - ANONYMOUS.
• I think, therefore I am single - ANONYMOUS.
• Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract and then still goes into it, deserves all the consequences - ISADORA DUNCAN.
• Men - you can't live with them. You don't have to. - SEEN ON A T.SHIRT.
• Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter - ANONYMOUS.
• Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships - JIMMY SHUBERT.
• I hate women because they always know where things are - JAMES THURBER.
• When women go wrong, men go right after them - MAE WEST.
• Girls are like telephones, they like to be held and talked to - but if you press the wrong button you're disconnected - ANONYMOUS.
• Mummy, mummy, what's an orgasm? I dunno, ask your father - ANONYMOUS.
• Whatever women do, they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult - ANONYMOUS.
• Some people ask us the secret to our long marriage. We go to a restaurant two times a week, a candlelit dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays - HENRY YOUNGMAN.
• The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs - A TOUSSEND.